There is a new diet out it’s just been on the news,
It will make you all thin from your head to your shoes.
Not sure if i believe it but ill give it a shot,
time to stock up the cupboards off to town I do trot.
Better get me some lentils and lettuce and fruit,
and one of them juicers and a food mixer to boot.
Back at the house I peruse my collection,
A whole load of nothingness, a natural selection.
I follow the diet sticking firm to the book,
Eating everything raw now no need to cook.
It says eat lots of lettuce to make you look butch,
so sick of the stuff think I may need a hutch!
Weeks roll by and the funs all but gone,
tiring of this book it keeps going on.
This diet isn’t working, I think I’ve been had,
so green from the lettuce it’s driving me mad.
My waistlines no different, my stomachs still round,
my wallets much lighter wow I’m down fifty pound!
The moral of the story is this I believe,
Don’t listen to snake oil sellers all they do is deceive.